Daphne doesn’t dance

October 3, 2013

“Come on, Daph, come and dance,” called Uncle Frank to his prim wife. Having enjoyed a few too many sherbets at the wedding disco, Frank grabbed Aunty Daphne’s hand, making her skid across the room and land in the cake. “Frank, you idiot,” Daphne screamed, “you know I don’t dance!”

wedding cake

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2 Responses to “Daphne doesn’t dance”

  1. Brieuse Bernhard Piers-Gûdmönd said

    Hehe!

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