The classifieds

June 22, 2013

For sale: one pre-owned, good for nothing husband. Useless around the house. Never cooks, cleans or walks the dog. Leaves dirty washing on the bathroom floor. Snores loudly all night. Plays golf on Saturdays, and most Sundays too. Money back guarantee if you are not 100% disappointed. Buyer collects ASAP.

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2 Responses to “The classifieds”

  1. Ouch! I hesitate to ask where you draw your inspiration. Love the penultimate sentence!

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