A changed man

January 30, 2013

I won the lottery yesterday. But unlike those people who insist the sudden acquisition of a small fortune won’t change them, my new bank balance most certainly will change me. In fact, I’ll have so much cosmetic surgery to alter my appearance, no-one will recognise me. Not even my wife.

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